ZGW: Raaahh! First question for my guest Charlie Sheen. Can Zombie George Washington eat your bwains?
Charlie Sheen: No.
ZGW: That's too bad. But maybe Zombie George Washington can convince you to let him borrow your bwain by the end of the interview.
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?
ZGW: You'll see. Now can you suggest some other celebrities that may want to have their bwains eaten by Zombie George Washington.
Charlie Sheen: Radical people, like Shawn Pan or Mel Gibson and Colin Farrell.
ZGW: Zombie George Washington would never eat Shawn Pan's bwains! I don't agree with his politics.
Charlie Sheen: Radical people.
ZGW: Yes, there radical people but let's move on!
Charlie Sheen: Well the last time I injested or took drugs--
ZGW: Raahhh! Zombie George Washington is doing the interview, not Charlie Sheen! That being said, when was the last time you injested or took drugs?
Charlie Sheen: I don't remember.
ZGW: Awesome. You really set yourself up great for that one, Charlie. Okay, now what did you do last week at 4 5.
Charlie Sheen: I was banging seven gram rock.
ZGW: That sounds painful to Zombie George Washington. How do you survive something like that?
Charlie Sheen: Cause I'm me, I'm different. I have a different constitution, different brain, different heart.
ZGW: Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa. You had me at bwain. So let's talk about your bwain Charlie Sheen.
Charlie Sheen: You borrow my brain for five seconds.
ZGW: Okay, Raaahhh! [munching noises]
Charlie Sheen: Hey, how's my tiger blood taste bro?
ZGW: Oh, it's quite, quite delicious actually. [munching noises]. See you next time kids.